Charlie Bit Me (Auto-tuned)

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REMIND ME NEXT YEAR

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REMIND ME NEXT YEAR

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EPIC. :))

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EPIC. :))

ahahahahaha !!

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Originally Posted By peetypassion

He Said ........ She Said......

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peetypassion:

He said: I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it……. She said: You wear pants don’t you?


He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight? …….. She said: That’s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!


He said: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?……. She said: Turn sideways and look in the mirror!


He said: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?……… She said: We don’t know; it has never happened.

He said: Why are married women heavier than single women?…….. She said: Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.

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allineeded:
I would love to write like that.

wackonification:

allineeded:

I would love to write like that.

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