themashoojames:

(Krab-Borg)

Squidward: Why can’t the 11 year old go into the pirate movie?

Mr. Krabs: Why?

Squidward: ‘Cause it was Rated ARRRR!

(awkward silence, Squidward laughing)

Squidward: Rated ARRR… cause it’s about pirates?

Mr. Krabs: I’m not paying you to make stand-up jokes, Mr. Squidward. Now get back to work!